Death By Blog.

So I just read about blog death. In case you didn't I give you the short version.

"Russell Shaw, a prolific blogger on technology subjects who died at 60 of a heart attack. In December, another tech blogger, Marc Orchant, died at 50 of a massive coronary. A third, Om Malik, 41, survived a heart attack in December...Other bloggers complain of weight loss or gain, sleep disorders, exhaustion and other maladies born of the nonstop strain of producing for a news and information cycle that is as always-on as the Internet."

Sounds to me like this is death by a classic case of Fat Ass. These three guys sat on their computers all damn day (probably eating steak'ums and chasing it with 9 cans of red bull) and two died as a result of their gross (and I mean gross) mistreatment of their bodies. The problem with this story is that some assfags don't know when to say "I'm done!" They feel the need to nay say and provide useless conjecture on subjects instead of breaking down the facts and giving you a straight forward rating (maybe on a 9.0 scale) on any subject.

These people need to get a damn 9-5 job or if blogging is their 9-5 job learn that after 8 hours of work you can stop. The only people who should stress out about work all day are Lawyers and and kind of Law enforcement. These deaths could be avoided by a better diet and some physical activity ranging anywhere from weightlifting to dodgeball(Go Harrison Ford(9 goddamm beards)) to DDR. (I know, I know but at least it gets you up and moving.)

Also does nobody notice that Travis posts twice in one day and one of the posts is about death by blogging? If no one else is going to say it Travis, I worry for your health. I know you posted at work, but still....
So anyway death by blogging (and DDR) will receive a One Beard constructed entirely out of pubic hair for being a dumbass way to kick the bucket.

On a side note: Summer don't you ever joke about a shaved face, they aren't funny. I will personally see to it that your life is made null if you do it again. Negative beards-see, this is why you can't be in on The Beard, giving out negative points Your ineptitudes sicken me woman.