Thursday, June 5, 2008

Coffe, Sugar, Starbucks, and Makin' Money

I was never a big coffee drinker for most of my life, and I have to admit that I'm still not a real big coffee drinker. I don't really go out of my way to get some, and I don't often drink any after noon. Coffee, that is, not alcohol. I drink plenty of alcohol after noon, don't you worry. But, yeah, I've come to find that really enjoy coffee, especially when I get the sugar/cream/coffee ratio just right. I must say thought that the cup I'm drinking right now tastes more like some just ran some water over the beans and into my cup rather than any kind of brewing took place. Can you say weak?

Anyways, what sparked this whole thing is that I spent an hour this morning in the break room with my co workers. Just manging on a delicious cinnamon roll and drinking coffee. An, also tearing up the 40 or so packets of sugar I stole from Starbucks and pouring them into our sugar container. It was a pretty sweet way to make $7.50, let me tell you.

Coffee gets 7 Beards.
Starbucks gets 3 Beards.
Stealing sugar from Starbucks gets 5 Beards.
Spending an hour drinking coffee and making money gets 8 Beards.

7 comments:

Timothy Grab said...

Coffee gets a Mustache.
The thought of someone drinking the last cup of coffee on the planet forever and enjoying it gets 10 beards... because that means I would not have to do it.

You could be that someone and for that I am thankful you get 8beards and a mustache.

K Grab said...

no such thing as 10 beards

Unknown said...

Amen for stealing sugar from "the man." There will also come a day when you will enjoy coffe au' natural like I do.

Timothy Grab said...

With out a peak there is no reason to climb

KateBluett said...

namaste tim, namaste.

Timothy Grab said...

On the pretense of the middle scale conundrum. Kevin and I have reached terms. That I was grading on a technical 0-10 scale. Were this blog uses a 1-9 scale. both have appropriate middles being 5. In the future I will comment on the established 1-9 scale.

Summer said...

my sbux stock just went down.
haha.

hell yes to getting paid to drink coffee.