Annoying people. Dude, read our minds... shut the fuck up.
1 beard and a shit-stain. means negative 2 beards.
PS. You don't know everything. If you did you would realize that you are annoying and you would shut the hell up. Poop-dick.
Saturday, February 16, 2008
Friday, February 15, 2008
Jumper
The lady and I went to see Jumper last night which leads to me blogging about it this morning.
It was enjoyable. It was a campy (I don't really know what that means but it seems appropriate) sci-fi film. I'm just going to make a list of points about the film, since lists seem to be my thing lately.
1) Randy said it best, it's the Nightcrawler movie, except there are a lot of nightcrawlers, and they're not blue.
2) Hayden Christensen cannot act. He just can't do it.
3) The movie teases you with a lot of information that makes you think that this movie was just a small chunk of a larger idea. Sequel? God, I sure hope so.
4) The love story was alright. The love interest girl, lady, whose name I can not remember and am too lazy to IMDB was presented with two shocking revelations in the movie. One was handled quite weirdly, but that could be cause by the script, and the second was handled quite well I think. She was good.
5) Sam Jackson only actually kills one person in this movie and that kind of makes me sad.
6) The weapons and battles in this movie are pretty cool, wish there had been more of that.
Overall it was kind of awesome. Go see it at the dollar theater or at a matinée and don't go in expecting to be blown away.
Jumper gets 3 Beards.
It was enjoyable. It was a campy (I don't really know what that means but it seems appropriate) sci-fi film. I'm just going to make a list of points about the film, since lists seem to be my thing lately.
1) Randy said it best, it's the Nightcrawler movie, except there are a lot of nightcrawlers, and they're not blue.
2) Hayden Christensen cannot act. He just can't do it.
3) The movie teases you with a lot of information that makes you think that this movie was just a small chunk of a larger idea. Sequel? God, I sure hope so.
4) The love story was alright. The love interest girl, lady, whose name I can not remember and am too lazy to IMDB was presented with two shocking revelations in the movie. One was handled quite weirdly, but that could be cause by the script, and the second was handled quite well I think. She was good.
5) Sam Jackson only actually kills one person in this movie and that kind of makes me sad.
6) The weapons and battles in this movie are pretty cool, wish there had been more of that.
Overall it was kind of awesome. Go see it at the dollar theater or at a matinée and don't go in expecting to be blown away.
Jumper gets 3 Beards.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Printers
When I say printers I hope you all know I mean the personal and office kind and am not referring to massive printing presses. Anyways, they are an integral part of the whole personal computer and word processing, a giant step away from the steady clack-clack-clack of typewriters. They allow you to print multiple pages rapidly, as well as multiple copies of said pages with should be relative ease. These things have even involved into complex faxer/scanner/telephoner/printers that are capable of doing anything could conceive of doing in a home or professional office. They're pretty handy dandy little machines except for two things.
1) Ink: Apparently printer ink is made out of freaking Gold or something because it costs more then I can afford usually.
2) Technology: Printers are pieces of technology, which means they're never going to work when you really need them to. Which, with printers, is about half of the time. Need to print off a report real quick before school? Forget it, might as well accept that F or the tardy. Need that TPS report for the big meeting in 5 minutes? Psyche, you're gonna get fired. Why is it that printers never work when you really need them too? And, they always find a really convenient reason to not let you print.
Alright, I'm done. Printers get 3 Beards and A Mustache
1) Ink: Apparently printer ink is made out of freaking Gold or something because it costs more then I can afford usually.
2) Technology: Printers are pieces of technology, which means they're never going to work when you really need them to. Which, with printers, is about half of the time. Need to print off a report real quick before school? Forget it, might as well accept that F or the tardy. Need that TPS report for the big meeting in 5 minutes? Psyche, you're gonna get fired. Why is it that printers never work when you really need them too? And, they always find a really convenient reason to not let you print.
Alright, I'm done. Printers get 3 Beards and A Mustache
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Whiskey
Whiskey (8 beards) Do it.
Irish Whiskey (6 beards)
American Whiskey (8 beards)
the fight that may be caused by whiskey (5 beards)
seriously on the whole. 7 beards. Go drink and fight a douche fag.
Irish Whiskey (6 beards)
American Whiskey (8 beards)
the fight that may be caused by whiskey (5 beards)
seriously on the whole. 7 beards. Go drink and fight a douche fag.
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