RAIN-X

Here's a description from the official website:

Original Glass Treatment ^TM

The invisible windshield Wiper®

Rain-X Original Glass Treatment dramatically improves wet weather driving visibility. Simply apply the treatment to exterior glass and watch the raindrops fly off your windshield while driving. Rain-X helps improve visibility by repelling rain, sleet and snow.

• Improve all-weather visibility, safety and driving comfort
• Helps easily remove frost, ice, salt, mud and bugs
• Apply to exterior glass

In tests conducted by a major university, better visibility improved driving response time up to a full second or more. At highway speeds, that’s almost four car lengths of extra stopping distance!

Seriously though, if you haven't rocked with the rain X you are missing out on your safety! this shit works. you need a hook up drop on by and I'll put this shit on your car... seriously ask Trav. 8 Beards and a mustache. I don't give it a full 9 because the stuff wares off bimonthly. but it's still a freaking 8.5. SHIT ROCKS! It's like driving with MOSES the rain just parts right in front of you

Super Smash Brothers Brawl

So if you're aren't big on video gaming you may have not noticed the recent release of a game called Super Smash Brothers Brawl for the Nintendo Wii. Super Smash Brothers Brawl (or Brawl for short) is the third installment of a series, with the first just being Super Smash Brothers (SSB for for now) on the N64 and Super Smash Brothers Melee, (Melee from here on out.) on the Gamecube. The premise for these games is to answer the question "who's the best?" at least in the the best in the Nintendo world. The first game (SSB) was fun, especially if you grew up playing games on the original Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) or the Super Nintendo Entertainment System (Super Nintendo or SNES). The game was at the time one of the best ways to have multiplayer experience. The controls were simple enough that anyone can pick it up an start playing. There were some flaws but as far as first games go it was a damn good one. 7 beards and One 'Stache

Then the second game Melee came out, and it was just dumb. That game feels like someone said "hey that was a good idea; lets butcher it!" and they did. they added characters that, unless you are deep in Nintendo Japan's ass you didn't know who the hell they were. They watered down some of the better characters, they made some characters so powerful it wasn't fun to play with them. I also have so many other problems with the game that I could go on for 8 more paragraphs but I'll spare you. From a non-biased view it was still a decent game 6 beards.

As far as this third game goes well i haven't played it extensively but I will say it seems like they stopped smoking the reefer and cleaned up their act. Brawl gets a tentative 7 pre-pubescent beards and One Hitler Mustache.

Tornadoes

Sorry for the break in updates. Kevin, Alan, and I have been on Spring Break, not really sure what Randy's been doing though. Anyways, we had a couple tornadoes come through northern Florida the other day and so I figured I'd give them an assessment. I've decided to do this by class. We'll be using the Fujita Scale today which ranges from F0 to F6.

F0 - These tornadoes are pussy shit. I stood in the path of one once and it couldn't even get my dick off the ground. F0 tornadoes get 1 Beard
F1 - These tornadoes are only slightly better, they'll give my lawn a nice trim, get the deadwood out of my trees, rake the lawn, and maybe blow up some girl's skirt or dress for a sweet, swift pantie peek. F1 tornadoes get 4 Beards for being mildly useful.
F2 - F2's will wreck your lawn and deshingle your roof. They are the exact opposite of the F1 and therefore get 1 Beard for being a freaking pain in my ass.
F3 - This category will probably help to rid your town of any resident red neck trailer infestations as well as help clear out any bums. This thing will lift your straight off your feet to a certain death. There is no land of queer midgets and roads made of wasted gold. Wizard of Oz was a lie, god damnit, a fucking lie. Fuck that movie! Fuck you Dorothy, and Lion, and Robot boy. Thats what would've made that movie better, if Tin Man had been more like Roy Batty and less like Cpl. Timothy P Upham. Man, fuck you, Upham. F3's get 4 Beards.
F4 - This shit will ruin your day. Do not plan picnics for F4 days, you will not get to eat anything it will all be blown away, even you, and your virginity, so maybe you should just give it up already quit being a prude. F4's get 5 Beards because they blow harder then your grandma does.
F5 - The F5 will seriously fuck your shit up. This mother fucker will repossess your car and your house and won't try to do it sneakily in the middle of the night. You'll hear this bitch coming from a mile away, like a freight train full of bad high school marching bands. F5's get 7 Beards for doin' what it wants.
F6 - If earth was a woman being fucked from behind then the F6 tornado would be the big dicked bitch behind her plowing away regardless of how much she might claim that it "hurts". F6's get 9 Beards for tearing up Earth's ass and making it their Bitch.