The good ol' fashioned American Headbutt.

That's right the headbutt. IT's as American as apple pie, obesity or hunting a deer with Kevlar piercing bullets.
And it's so simple!
Tilt your head slightly downward, clench your teeth, stiffen your neck muscles, and frown.

· Lean back slightly, take aim, lunge forward, connecting your attacker’s nose.

· Aim to strike using the area one-inch or 25mm above your eyebrow - just for comfort.

· Clench your teeth and keep your mouth closed.

· Use your whole body weight and bend at the middle of your back.

As stated by Maddox headbutting the Sidewalk is one of the Manliest way to Kill yourself. He goes on to state that headbutts are the best way to break up with a girlfriend.


"I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bullshit. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship."

So kids there you have. The only reason a headbutt could be given negative points is if it is done improperly. In which case the negative points are rerouted and awarded to you.

Only becuase of lack of style the Headbutt will receive 8 beards and one mustache.