One Rating, One Rebuttal, One note.

So according to the BBC, the Catholic Church has tightened it's process for canonization of person to Sainthood. See Article As far as I'm concerned that is perfectly fine by me there are something close to 10,000 saints in the church anyways. What's more there are another 2000 + files on people nominated for canonization. These 2000 applicants are from all over the world by idiots who think that just because someone may have read every child in the area a bedtime story or fed the hungry, or cured polio should be a Saint.

That is way to damn many people. By definition a saint is "a particularly good or holy person". The original pope Saint Paul and The mother Mary are...or should be used as an outline of what to qualify someone as a saint. One started the Catholic Church the other had Jesus- I don't remember who did what. So of all 10k people they can all be held up to Mary or Paul and someone can say "yeah they match up"??

Now granted JP-2 probably didn't help while he had the hat on, according to BBC "In his 27-year pontificate he beatified more than 1,338 people and canonised 482." but you know what? he's the friggen pope! That means he has a red phone to God in his head! And since new pope (I'm still not comfortable with him as pope so i dont want to remember his name) is a smart man he's going to fast track Johnny Paul 2 to Sainthood.

Catholic Church gets 6 beards, for raising the difficulties for Sainthood.
Wait hold your damn horses. Take note the church doesn't receive the points; the program does.

Moving on the Playstation 3 Will receive 6 beards and a Mustache, from me. Why? Because it has
-Playstation game library.
-Wireless controllers with sixaxis motion sensors
-Wireless and wired broadband internet capability with it's own internet browser (for free)
-Blu-ray player
-Backwards compatible with PS2.
it would get a higher score but it's so goddamn expensive.

and finally a note. to Kevin and Travis (and I guess Alan if he does it.)
I am declaring the scores of Annoying People to be changed from negative 2 beards to one beard.
and HD-DVD from zero beards to one beard. It's a 1-9 grade system we can't have negatives and zero! We created the rules and we can bend them but not break them else there be no order! Listen, all of you! You've got to take direction, you've got to have discipline, you've got to have respect for your director!