Printers

When I say printers I hope you all know I mean the personal and office kind and am not referring to massive printing presses. Anyways, they are an integral part of the whole personal computer and word processing, a giant step away from the steady clack-clack-clack of typewriters. They allow you to print multiple pages rapidly, as well as multiple copies of said pages with should be relative ease. These things have even involved into complex faxer/scanner/telephoner/printers that are capable of doing anything could conceive of doing in a home or professional office. They're pretty handy dandy little machines except for two things.

1) Ink: Apparently printer ink is made out of freaking Gold or something because it costs more then I can afford usually.
2) Technology: Printers are pieces of technology, which means they're never going to work when you really need them to. Which, with printers, is about half of the time. Need to print off a report real quick before school? Forget it, might as well accept that F or the tardy. Need that TPS report for the big meeting in 5 minutes? Psyche, you're gonna get fired. Why is it that printers never work when you really need them too? And, they always find a really convenient reason to not let you print.

Alright, I'm done. Printers get 3 Beards and A Mustache