Thursday, April 10, 2008

In defense of the Games

So I saw that Travis gave the Summer games 5 beards: to him I say.
First-The Summer Olympics has hockey; it's just field hockey.
Second-If you give the Summer games 5 beards shouldn't you also give the Winter Olympics The same score? They are in-fact a package deal
Second point sub-point one -The Winter Olympics lacks the following which the Summer games do not
- Womens Gymnastics
- Track and Field games where america proves our Negroes are better than yours
-Basketball Where america does the same thing
-Womens Gymnastics (I know I said that twice I like them)

I feel as if Travis gave the Summer games an unfair score because, if you know Trav he has a bias towards the cold. Which makes me think he would probably give the Winter games 8 Beards. Both scores when averaged together gives you 6.5 beards which is exactly where I would place the Olympic Games as a Whole. Being as it has lost some of the ideals that the original games had. Also because the Olympics can't hold a candle to the WORLD CUP which is the single most watch sporting event internationally. I know people who don't like sports that will watch the World cup.
World Cup 9 mufukin beards

5 comments:

KateBluett said...

wait, our runners run as fast as KENYANS?

K Grab said...

i would say that the summer and winter games are separate considering Travis referred to them as separate, and not just "the Olympics". i would give the Olympics a 7. I agree with Trav's rating because i feel the summer Olympics are just not as engaging as the winter. consider "Cool Runnings" a story about racism however engaging and fun to watch. 5"Munich" dark, and kind of scary. So the summer Olympics gets 5 beards from me for being dark and scary.

Randy C. said...

Kevin is also biased. We all know he likes the cold and spunky Jamaicans who grapple head on with issues of racism. We also all know that he hates the jews. In fact case in point isn't the girl he's dating qualified as the Nazi-era usage of "Aryan?"

Travis said...

we're supposed to be biased, our ratings are supposed to be based on our opinions.

Unknown said...

The olympics are the olympics, I say if ppl wanna fuckin protest something let them go to a god-damned chinese embassy or some other like representation, don't try to extinguish the fucking torch, which symbolised the hope of uniting the countries of the world in a common spectacle. Fucking protestors, I wanna smash some faces. These athletes train their whole lives to participate, and in some cases 4 years can be crutial to a career where peak performance comes at a specific age. Grrrrr!!!!